The Latest Inlander

More cheesy fun from the latest issue.

I Saw You:

Spokane Courthouse

There you were walking down the deep hallway at the courthouse, Thursday, Nov. 12th on the 3rd floor, tall, tint of color, brown eyes, nice dark haircut, perfect with every inch, walking with you is a shorter girl with different colored hair. I hope she is your friend or family of some kind. Some day I wish to have your strong arms wrapped around me! Coffee?

Valley Rosauers

Long dark hair beautiful smile: I have not seen you at work for a very long time, but soon as you come back I would love to take you on a date? Remember your eyes are still sparkling in the sky at night!!!!!

You Saw Me:

Re: Grizzly Adams

Like raindrops are drawn to soil, I am drawn to you.
I love you like plague loves boils, Like morning light loves the dew.
You saw me sipping some whiskey and writing some poetry too.
Since I think that I'd like to get frisky, I'll reply to your I Saw you.

Yikes. That’s just a little too weird.

Cheers:

Book Club Girls

Thank you Book Club girls! Your non-judgemental support and laughter makes me realize why I am so lucky to live here! I love you ladies! You are so hot! Carl

Oh man, that Carl at the end was unexpected. Jen and I laughed soo hard.

Jeers:

Shopping Karts

Why do you leave shopping karts in the middle of the parking lot? You know who you are. The kart return area is ten steps away. Has shopping exhausted you so much that you can't even take ten more steps to return the kart in an appropriate place? Are you too lazy? Ignorant? Important? These karts end up blocking parking spots and drive lanes; you're lazyness/ignorance is inconveniencing people who have real business to do. So from now on when I see someone who leaves their kart out in the parking lot I'm going to put the kart in my truck, discreetly follow you home and leave the cart in your front yard. Then pray you learn diligence and responsibility.

Faith

To a certain pastor of a church, thank you for confirming my non-belief in organized religion. My Grandmother is on her death bed and instead of saying you couldn't make it out to say a final prayer with her, you promised me you would come & never showed. I guess since she hasn't attended church in a few years because of the onset of alzheimers & hasn't given money to your church in awhile, she is no longer important. If this is what 20 years of devotion to a congregation gets you, I think I will put my faith in more reliable things. Thanks again.

This one makes me want to be a good priesthood holder so that I never cause anyone to feel like that.