Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Sarah Palin in the Inlander

I Saw You:

Riverside Family Foods

Tues. night 11-17-09. The spark was immediate when our eyes connected upon entering the store. Was so glad to see you had forgotten the romaine lettuce. Wish the environment would have allowed for more of a conversation. Was hoping to catch you in the parking lot but you already had the car in gear. Thought about you all the way home. Hope our paths cross again!!

Stout Lovers 11-21

You and mom were sampling at Northern Lights after Disney on Ice. We all talked a little. Not enough for me. I'd build the dance floor to share it with you.

Empyrean Show

I saw you at the Friends of the Empyrean show. It was around 11PM, and The Globes were on stage. You with your sporadic, jerky movements of the neck that I am guessing are what you would call dance moves. Not to mention your uncanny good looks and charming smile... I noticed you in your blue hoodie, and I'm fairly certain you noticed me in my striped sweater. You seem like a really genuine person, and I hope to see you around. If you'd like to have some coffee or catch another show sometime contact me in the "You Saw Me" section.

Players & Spectators

Went there for drinks with friends and became completely distracted. You: Beautiful blonde dreadlocks, sexy eyes, intoxicating smile and septum piercing dancing with a couple of your girls. Me: Came up & commented on your hair & got your name, 'Lindsay', but was too shy to get your number at the time (which I've regretted all night). Let's correct that mistake. Coffee? Drinks?

Cd'A Fred Meyers

I saw you on Dec. 10th at the Cd'A Fred Meyers. You were wearing glasses and hugging children. I'm pretty sure that you were signing books that you had written. While I was fighting in line with the soccer moms you looked up and winked at me... you seem so familiar.. Didn't you call me a pro-american once? Or was it when you were discussing our neighboring country called Afghanistan. Would you like to meet up sometime and go on a $150,000 shopping spree, we can bill it to America tax payers. Until then don't kill any moose without me

I’m pretty sure the last one was about Sarah Pallin’s Coeur D'Alene, ID visit on her national campaign, I mean book tour. I laughed out loud repeatedly the first time I read this, especially at the part that said “you were hugging children.”

On a related note, Jen and I saw on the news last night people camped out overnight, in subzero temperatures  at the local Costco waiting to get their books autographed by Palin. I wanted to go see the “true believers” in person, but Jen wouldn’t let me. It’s probably for the best, because they’d probably wouldn’t have appreciated my moderate views.

If I go to Costco, what book character should I dress up as?

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1 comment:

Jen Holtkamp said...

ha, ha! i guess if obama was somewhere signing books i'd be there camping out too!